on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism